TOKEN ADDRESS – $LOBSTEAK
You don’t get lobster and steak because you’re loved. You get it because someone somewhere signed a paper with your name on it. The butter’s warm. The steak’s rare. The mission? Classified.
Enjoy the silence between bites — it’s louder than what’s coming.
| Item | Allocation |
|---|---|
| Deployment Rations | 60% |
| Propaganda Sauce | 25% |
| Emergency Napkins | 10% |
| Sent Home in Foil | 5% |
*Numbers may vary based on morale levels, propaganda volume, or unexpected drone activity. This isn’t dinner — it’s a countdown.*
No one says it, but everyone knows it: steak and lobster is code. A final flavor blast before your boots hit somewhere sandy.
Fork in the right hand. Orders in the left. You’re not being rewarded — you’re being marinated for morale.
© 2025 Lobster & Steak. All meals served with irony.